Update: Unbelievably, somebody asked me to actually write something, rather than just playing bingo master, so our board is sadly incomplete: 
But all is not lost! Against all the odds, someone was actually playing along at home. And they won!
Congratulations @nerdrewind. You win our undying respect and admiration.
The original Apple Keynote bingo rules can be found below. See you next year.
Last year, I somehow managed to get out Alphr’s serious Apple keynote live coverage by channelling my inner Ed Miliband and hosting a virtual bingo night for the various likely moments from the Apple keynote event. Unbelievably, I’ve been given the green light to waste everyone’s time in this manner again, so eyes down everyone: it’s Apple bingo time.
Apple’s big keynote kicks off at 6PM BST, and we’ll be on hand with the serious coverage of the event. Our editor, Victoria Woollaston, is with the company in Cupertino as we speak, and will be providing hands-on reviews of any products announced tonight. For those of us stuck in the UK, here’s the grid. Play along at home, or do it as a drinking game if you plan on calling in sick to work tomorrow.[gallery:1]
Yes, I really did make nine bingo grids, so you can play along with others if you have some equally directionless friends. Just click on the picture to see all the options available, and pick one that makes you feel lucky. Good luck, players.
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