Harry Redknapp has gone shopping at GAME. We have nine questions
While simultaneously pushing out more Black Friday gaming deals than you can shake a stick at, GAME has found time to get the surprise celebrity endorsement of former West Ham, Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth and QPR manager Harry Redknapp. Last seen being shown the door by Birmingham City, ‘Arry now seems to be filling his days shopping for Xboxes, PlayStations, and Nintendo Switches.
All on the same day.
We have some questions.
Why is Harry Redknapp holding a press conference to publicise his shopping habits?
Does he do this every time he goes to the shops, or only when he goes on a gaming spending spree? Why haven’t we been invited?
Why has AFC Bournemouth agreed to host it?
Doesn’t Bournemouth need its facilities for its own press events? Or does Harry Redknapp just have a key, and let himself in when he has something to announce about his personal life?
What questions would you even ask at such a press conference?
“Harry – Alan Martin, Alphr. Would you say that buying a PlayStation VR bundle for £249.99 was a better or worse deal than when you paid £1,000,000 for Marco Boogers?”
If Harry loves a deal so much, why is he not shopping around?
And Harry! At 3pm, there are going to be more Mario Edition Switch bundles for £280 at Amazon. Do you still have the receipt?
In fact, Harry seems to have paid someone to carry his shopping. Why?
This is clearly going to eat into his savings.
Why has he paid 5p for a carrier bag he’s not using?
Don’t you care about the planet, Harry?
Why is Harry Redknapp keeping Shadow of War away from the rest of his shopping?
I can only assume he plans on reading the manual when stuck at traffic lights.
Does this mean Harry Redknapp has traded in his Nintendo Wii?
Poor Jamie will be gutted.
Does GAME accept Etherium?
UPDATE: There’s a video. Oh my.